Uncle Floyd "SLEEZEKRANK GLITTERHOLE" Luggage Tag

Bro, I have no idea why this is in the store. Honestly, I'm a little drunk right now making these products. But what I can say with absolute certainty is that nobody you're in a major airport with is going to have the same luggage tag. I'd have to sell like a billion of these for that to happen, and if that does happen, I'm sure as shit going to have enough cash to not run a silly merch store.

SLEEZEKRANK GLITTERHOLE! The Intergalactic Lot Lizard of Legend!

Product features
- Design on one side allows for custom creativity.
- Features vibrant colors using the latest printing techniques.
- Made of 100% high-quality polyester material.
- Smooth sublimatable face on the front with a gray canvas back.
- Convenient size (3" x 4.5") with a 7" strap for easy attachment.

Care instructions
- Clean with warm water and light soap