Are you surrounded by authors that won't shut up about their characters, world, or magic system? Are you as bored to unending and relentless tears as most people when you're stuck with someone droning on and on about how Dra'ch'hallu the Dwarven Warlock has to collect Frazzleberries in order to brew the Flurpydurp potion in order to master the beyond-the-veil "dark magic" in rituals that can only be performed during a waning moo-- OH MY GOD I'M DOING IT.
If you watch MIRTH QUAKE, you know the golden rule. It's printed in big letters on the front of this shirt. Wear it at conventions. It'll get socially awkward authors to clam up about their book and actually let you get to know them. Just point to it when they start droning on about their worldbuilding, and maybe for once you can have a normal conversation with someone.
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Width, in
17.48
19.02
20.51
22.01
24.02
26.02
27.99
30.00
32.00
Length, in
27.01
27.99
29.02
30.00
31.02
32.01
32.99
34.02
35.00
Sleeve length, in
7.09
7.48
7.87
8.27
8.66
9.06
9.45
9.84
10.24
Product features - Ribbed knit collar retains shape and provides comfort. - Side seams add structural support to maintain garment shape. - Shoulder tape prevents stretching and stabilizes the back. - Made with 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for lasting softness. - Lightweight fabric makes it ideal for all-season wear.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
