Everyone knows this is the wrong team. But if you want to show allegience to your personal brand of darwinism, who am I to not monetize it? I'm not even going to be shy about it in this description. Buy this shirt before you hit the ground in a fiery kersplat. (Because there are no parachutes, JESSE!)
J/K you know I love you guys. Without you, traveling via janky death trap in the crushing pressure of the frozen deep with nothing but a playstation controller and a bucket to crap in would seem like a bad choice.
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Width, in
17.48
19.02
20.51
22.01
24.02
26.02
27.99
30.00
32.00
Length, in
27.01
27.99
29.02
30.00
31.02
32.01
32.99
34.02
35.00
Sleeve length, in
7.09
7.48
7.87
8.27
8.66
9.06
9.45
9.84
10.24
Product features - Ribbed knit collar retains shape and provides comfort. - Side seams add structural support to maintain garment shape. - Shoulder tape prevents stretching and stabilizes the back. - Made with 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for lasting softness. - Lightweight fabric makes it ideal for all-season wear.
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
