Honestly, it's the right choice, and everyone knows it except for those lunatics who would rather fly around in a hot air balloon that's on fire (BECAUSE THERE ARE NO PARACHUTES, JESSE).
Be sexy. Wear the hat. Let everyone know that you embrace death in 5 milliseconds because you won't feel a thing other than a few minutes of terror as the lights go out and you descend into the crushing pressure of the dark and frozen depths.
But hey you get to drive the sub around, amirite!?
Product features - 100% cotton material for comfort and durability - Great accessory for sun protection and festivals - Reinforced brim for added support - One size fits most for easy wear - Tear away label for a clean finish
Care instructions - Do not bleach - Dry flat - Spot clean only
